• *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know