- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
27 years old, bearded, and exercising on kids’ playground equipment. Yep.